Suddenly, the sock puppet became the sock puppeteer.

What did the sock desire from its sudden rise to power?
Oh, merely to find its brethren who had fallen, un-cared for, by the washing machine. To impose higher penalties for wearing shoes with holes. To demand we walk on our hands. To remedy our situation in Iraq. To fix the health-care system. To improve our nation’s schools. To be the President.

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