Hello. Please consider my eyebrows. Here is a photograph*:
PLEASE CONSIDER THESE EYEBROWS ON YOUR OWN. “CLIFF NOTES” ARE NOT PERMITTED.
WE ARE ON AN HONOR SYSTEM HERE.
Note how the STAGE RIGHT eyebrow arcs curvaceously down, while the STAGE LEFT eyebrow holds back from this graceful descent, instead choosing a modest, early retirement. The net effect of these inspirationally individualistic eyebrows is the illusion of a coordinated statement: the quizzical raising of the STAGE LEFT brow.
WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS if I look confused all of the time it is because of MY EYEBROWS and the failure of the laissez-faire regime which controls my face.
* Note: This photograph was enhanced for eyebrow visibility.