I saw “STOP WAR” and “STOP DRIVING” around Berkeley, and thought “I should make ‘STOP VANDALISM'” … but apparently it has already been done. So have: STOP WRITING ON STOP SIGNS, STOP COLLABORATE AND LISTEN, STOP WALKING, STOP EATING ANIMALS, DON’T STOP EATING ANIMALS, STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE, DON’T STOP, DON’T STOP BELIEVING, DON’T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH, DON’T STOP ME NOW, and, of course, STOP, HAMMER TIME. I suppose it is hard to be original in the genre of “words to write on a STOP sign for comedic and/or political effect” …

On the bright side, it’s good to know my lack of original thought is holding me back from a life of crime.

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